The goal of Crap At My Parents House is to pay homage to all of the weird crap that everyone's parents have. Please help in this project by submitting anything you deem funny, weird, odd, unique, strange, absurd, ridiculous or just plain terrifying.
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Who needs an alarm system when you have this in your dining room?
Oh yeah, one more thing.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS SACRED, PLEASE GET THIS THING ANOTHER SHOE!
From the Submitter: This little treasure is called Precious and she/it belongs to my mother. I wish I could tell you that I propped her/it on the shelf for picture taking purposes…but…that’s where Precious sits, on top of the rarely used wine rack, in between some never used tea cups. The doll, the wine, the cups, all part of the charming decor.